I’ll scratch your shiny, shiny back if you’ll scratch mine.

Dear Maryuary, How did you get in here? Are you visiting someone in the building? Sincerely, B____ P_______ Building Security Ahhh! B_____! So glad you contacted me through this channel. Yes, I’ve been meaning to introduce myself to you in person, but alas, it is the busy season in the world of advice.   So,…